A community of friends that publicly humiliates you into a normal bedtime. Proof, bounties, roasts, and a morning report your group chat won't let you forget.
No gentle nudges or reminders. No pleasantries that enable you. Just social consequences engineered to actually work.
At bedtime, the app demands a selfie — face smashed into a pillow, lights off. If the light sensor says the room's still bright, or you're clearly on the couch, the check-in fails.
Posts to friends' morning feedUnlock your phone past curfew and the screen is hijacked by a shame countdown. Move the phone and it whispers: "I see you moving. Put the rectangle down."
Ransom confession to the groupA friend's past curfew? Drop a "Put Him to Bed" bounty. Anyone can tap it to trigger a jarring msg or auto-call: "This is the Sleep Police. Stop partying and go to bed or we call your mother."
Crowdfunded wake-up callsEvery morning, an automated report card lands in your Email, WhatsApp, or iMessage — naming names and dropping group sleep-efficiency stats.
Devastatingly publicPick your late-night vice on signup. The app pulls from it to make every notification surgically, personally accurate. Too many late nights at the club? We got you. Too much scrolling IG in bed? We got you too.
It knows exactly what you didWeekly titles, not boring levels. Earn a glowing halo and alarm-trigger powers — or become a literal trash can with no voting rights.
Polarizing on purpose"Good morning to everyone except Sirish, who stayed up until 2:14 AM because he went to Roosterfish and lacks sleep discipline. Total group sleep efficiency dropped 14% last night. Disgraceful."— Your friends, every single morning
A glowing halo on your avatar — and the power to remotely trigger alarms on your late-night friends to force them to bed.
Your avatar becomes a trash can. You lose all voting privileges, and friends can legally rename you whatever they want for a week.
Every check-in lands on your friends' morning feed — grainy, half-asleep, gloriously unflattering. Miss your window and a black box takes your place.
"Ruined my situationship, fixed my circadian rhythm. Honestly a fair trade."
"My friends FaceTimed me as the Sleep Police at 12:23 AM. I have never closed an app so fast."
"Was a trash can for a week. The nickname they gave me cannot be printed. I sleep at 10 now."
Then type the confession faster. Emergency unlock gives you 10 minutes — the confession just gets broadcast to the group chat first. We trust you. Your friends don't.
Yes. That's the feature, not a bug. Gentle reminders didn't work for you, which is why you're reading an FAQ at 1 AM.
Ideally yes — the shame is load-bearing. Solo mode exists, but a group chat that watches you is roughly 14% more effective and 100% funnier.
Try it. The light sensor checks the room is dark and the camera checks you're horizontal. Couch selfies fail. We've thought about this more than you have.
Less than the sleep you're losing. For real though, will be free version and more premium version — join the waitlist to find out first.
Join the waitlist and let your friends do the rest. You clearly can't be trusted alone.